survivingrealitywithoutnormality:
Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects
Marvel you have a kink
(via earthsmightiestassbutts)
"Iron Man. That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway"
(via earthsmightiestassbutts)
Because I don’t need the “stick together, this wasn’t part of the plan” lecture.
From either of you.
You’re just easier to work around it, because I can actually seduce you.
Him?
Not so much.
Or, I don’t know.
Never tried.
*thinks about it*
Huh…
I think it’s self-explanatory. Actually. So…
I have a couple dozen references who would say otherwise.
Wanna go through my contacts and give a few a call for a bit more…insight?
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via tea-v)
You realize you just insulted a very pregnant, very-soon-to-be-due Pepper Potts, right?
The wise usually don’t.
Argue with me, that is.
(Source: bellamyyoung, via downeyy)
